May 14 2010
Drivers
What is it with NZ drivers?
Things that bug me…
1. Driving at 70-80 km/hr in a 100 km/hr (open road) area.
2. Driving at 70-80 km/hr in a 50 km/hr (urban) area. Usually immediately after trangression #1.
3. Speeding up on passing lanes? Why dipshit? I’m only going to overtake you anyway… And what’s more, I won’t slow down again to below 100km afterwards as you will… Nup, I have cruise control and ain’t afraid to use it!
4. Speeding on the straights & crawling as soon as anything that remotely appears to be a bend comes up. And what’s with the braking through the bends? Flash! Flash! Is the handbrake beside you telling you that their fat arse is sliding sideways? Or likely to? And why speed anyway? Does the maximum speed reflect the desired size of your dick? Apologies to those woman drivers who don’t have dicks. So what is your point then? Trying to prove you can kill yourself – and others – better than a man can?
Just keep the f@k out of my way… BP or not, I value my life & those of my passengers… Rock on Road Rage against the f’wits out there!